Raising a child is like taking care of someone who’s on way too many shrooms, while you yourself are on a moderate amount of shrooms. I am not confident in my decisions, but I know you should not be eating a mousepad.

Ron Funches (via lazybookreviews)

I CAN’T EMPHASISE ENOUGH HOW ACCURATE THIS IS.

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Since Cadi started crawling this is much more relevant.

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innuendos-puns-misunderstandings:

the  Cyanide & Happiness  take on something controversial.

the only time men should comment on a breastfeeding person. 

innuendos-puns-misunderstandings:

the  Cyanide & Happiness  take on something controversial.

the only time men should comment on a breastfeeding person. 


I need to get out of here before i assault someone.

mommy-queerest:

she hit eloise. just a little slap on her hand. but she hit my baby. not her baby. MINE. It doesnt matter what she was doing, you never hit another persons infant WTF. 

fucking talking about them like they are puppies “just need to startle them out of doing it again” yeah ok douchefuck why dont i smack you a few times see how it works. She would blow a gasket if i rubbed her dogs nose in its own shit and shes fucking using physical force on my babies. 


I need to get out of here before i assault someone.

she hit eloise. just a little slap on her hand. but she hit my baby. not her baby. MINE. It doesnt matter what she was doing, you never hit another persons infant WTF. 


Its official, I cant trust anyone alone with my kids,

Never gunna get a break ever


mommytojoshie:

mother-of-beasties:

itsliketheyknowus:

"Nothing rejuvenates me quite like a night of co-sleeping with my twins." 

blackcatlicorice

mommy-queerest
lol am i a freak for actually getting better rest with my babies in bed with me? i think im a freak. 

mommytojoshie:

mother-of-beasties:

itsliketheyknowus:

"Nothing rejuvenates me quite like a night of co-sleeping with my twins." 

blackcatlicorice

mommy-queerest

lol am i a freak for actually getting better rest with my babies in bed with me? i think im a freak. 


Q
You can get a tattoo while breastfeeding if it is from a reputable shop...
Anonymous
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mamasofia:

mommy-queerest:

theladycady:

mommy-queerest:

theladycady:

mommy-queerest:

probably but im not risking it at all, it can wait. 

You’re right, it’s not worth the risk at all. And a reputable shop will ask if you’re breastfeeding before tattooing you, and deny you if you are. You can get a tattoo anytime, you can only breastfeed for a short period.

actually that happened a few months after i gave birth. no one fucking bothered to tell me not to get a tattoo at wic or anything. I found out at the shop. 

Ahh wic, they’re amazing and shitty at the same time, amiright? :)

i get native wic so its mostly awesome

it’s obviously 100% people’s personal choice if they are comfortable getting a tattoo while breastfeeding,  but I don’t like false info about this subject floating around - tattoos while breastfeeding, if they are from a sterile shop, are safe. The risk of infection from improperly cleaned equipment is what makes people say it’s not safe to get tattoos while nursing. So with the exception of a reaction to the ink, it’s ok. 

it’s the same reason why people say not to eat sushi or whatever during pregnancy…not because it’ll directly hurt the baby, but because your risk of a food borne illness is greater from raw food, which is harder for a pregnant person to recover from!

i didnt spread anything. I have never had a tattoo, so i wouldnt know if i would have a reaction or not to the ink. not my jazz. 


My left boob hurts ugh sickness cluster feeding


Q
I think the bunny-bees lady does have twins actually
Anonymous
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Loops. Still not cool. Its one thing if you are saying thin women are ugly or something but yeah no, not feelin it.


Q
What do you mean you get native wic? What's that?
Anonymous
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its wic, but run under tribal stuff.